ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHARLENE, MY CHARLENE GAVE TO ME...

...NINE acts of torture

(eight C.apeshit shout-outs,

seven embarrassing photos,

six tacos,

LEAVE ME ALONE!

four games of Scrabble (which I won, of course),
three legs a'sleepin',

two total jerks

and a bath from T.O.C.E.)