ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHARLENE, MY CHARLENE GAVE TO ME...

...TWELVE Advanced Weight and Hairball Management Sammiches

eleven holy-crap-are-you-still-reading-this?,

ten catnip hangovers,

nine acts of torture,

eight C.apeshit shout-outs,

seven embarrassing photos,

six tacos,

LEAVE ME ALONE!

four games of Scrabble (which I won, of course),

three legs a'sleepin',

two jerks

AND A BATH....FROM...T.O.C.E.

I'll be waiting for my thank you note.