X Chomosomey.

There is a very old and strictly enforced rule in Pittsburgh that women and men must socialize seperately-- see the Sleaze post, above, in which T.O.C.E. had to dress up as a guy (it was very believable) in order to get into the joint. Here, a day after, the Women of Pittsburgh gather to celebrate the birth of one of their finest by eating fancy food and drinking 5 gajillion bottles of wine. Below, she is awarded a medal for existing.

I mean, c'mon. How come I couldn't get a human this hot? Geezoman.

And here is T.O.C.E.'s Bruther from another Muther, who organized the fete, proving to the camera that she knows where Michigan is. She is also inexplicably smokin', as well as a new home owner. Some gals have all the luck.

Behold the group, several bottles in. Shortly after this photo was taken, they all ate dessert, got even tipsier, and started taking pictures of their feet.

I guess it could be worse. They could be singing "Regulator."