Speakeasily.

Shortly after the Wine Party and Birthday Shoe Show, T.O.C.E. snuck off to an undisclosed part of Pittsburgh, to an underground (yet somehow still outdoor) club in which men and women openly fraternize. Behold the contraband pictures, most of them involving Patio Furniture and The One Called Patio Furniture.

Shameless!

The nerve! And while eating a burrito!

And they smile while they fraternize! The charlatans.

Patio ponders his co-ed transgressions, and wears a stupid hat for penance.

Well at least she's ashamed.