ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHARLENE, MY CHARLENE GAVE TO ME...

... TEN catnip hangovers

(nine acts of torture,

eight C.apeshit shout-outs,

seven embarrassing photos,

six tacos,

LEAVE ME ALONE!
four games of Scrabble (which I won, of course),

three legs a'sleepin',

two total jerks
and a bath from T.O.C.E.)