Beckett Only Wishes He Could Write Stuff this Surreal.

While being forced by T.O.C.E. to dance around to Chromeo:

H.W.D.N.T.B.N.: I could totally teach aerobics to this song (he demonstrates an unintelligible--and decidedly un-aerobic--dance move).

T.O.C.E.: What the hell was that? Shoveling?

H.W.D.N.T.B.N.: That one's called "holding a monkey."

T.O.C.E.: Yeah, that's juuuuust like aerobics.

H.W.D.N.T.B.N.: Right? I'd be like, "Hold the monkey! Now put him down! Now pick him up by his hands! Now become the monkey! Now step on Japan! Now be the lizard that chases the monkey!"

...and people wonder why I spend so much time hiding under the bed.