Exhausted from their long afternoon of fake climbing, the happy couple found a sleepy little town with public beach access and a general store that sells moon pies. They decided to take a dip in the ocean--er lake. Seriously, something this huge and blue should not still be called a lake. This monster borders FOUR states. They should come up with a new name for such a body of water...like "schlake" or something. I'm just brainstorming out loud here.



Before this next photo was taken, H.W.D.N.T.B.N. had to be convinced that there was no such thing as lake undertow. Or lake sharks.



Also note the very secluded beach on which these two are frolicking. This means that, thank goodness, no other humans were around to watch them take the following ridiculous photos. Here, T.O.C.E. shows off her repertoire of "picture faces." This one is called "the Bewitched."

This one is "the hubba-hubba."

And this is "the ear-nose-and-throat check-up."

Oh, the humanity.