Friday, January 13, 2006

(Mike.)

4) She has invented a very stupid project for herself, which she takes way too seriously and I think believes will make her scandalously famous. The project (wait for it...wait for it...) a Compendium of Celebrity Animals. No, not like The One Called Paris Hilton's lap-rat; animals that became renowned thanks to their own accomplishments.

On the list:
--a blind bear from the 16th century
--an elephant that went bonko, picked up a lady, and threw her across town
--a cow that started a fire
--a chicken who survived for 18 months after being decapimatated

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