I Say Meeeeeyow!

And about friggin time this jolliest, ivory-ticklingest human caught a little shine...
http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05321/607487.stm


In related news, an IC bartender called T.O.C.E. and The Other "the making-outingest couple that [he] ever saw." The next day, the two lushes darkened his barstools again. Said barkeep offered a revision, calling the gruesome twosome "the gazy-into-each-others-eyes-iest" pair on the block. Thanks for clarifying, but its still Gross and Grosser.

Grossiest, even.