The girls drive out of Colorado and into Utah, which, apparently, is a cause to take more blurry photos:

They check into a charming little hotel in the kickass town of Moab, Utah in the early afternoon. Moab is in the desert, very close to a place where The One Called God decided to use wind and sand and shit to make crazy sculptures out of ginormous rocks. Driving past them, T.O.C.E. starts to understand the reason for the glum tone of all those Western films.

This looks dirty, doesn't it?

Believe it or not, there is a lizard there. Good God, who gave T.O.C.E. the camera?

"Hey," says C.apesh*t. "Let's get out and walk to Delicate Arch!" "I don't hike and I hate nature," says T.O.C.E. "Oh no," reassures C.apesh*t. "It's easy. Babies do it." So they set off in the desert heat, sneakers pointing upward...