Lunch time found them in beautiful downtown Lincoln, Nebraska, home of this famous-among-like-maybe-four-people book-making industry.
The downtown area very much resembled the Strip District of Pittsburgh, which threw T.O.C.E. for a loop. She even thought she smelled water. Also loopy was the fact that, apparently, all Big Ten Towns are contractually required to have restaurants named "THE MILL," which must sport red awnings.

Attn: IC Mill-- your Nebraska counterpart has wireless access.

Also worth noting-- nearly every resident of Lincoln, NE, resembles T.O.C.E.'s less-than-amorous ex-amour, who purportedly lives in Lincoln. The duo instead opts to eat at a restaurant that serves salsa by the caraffe.

Insert Bruce Springsteen tune here:

"In the town of /Lincoln, Nebraska/two innocent people...had lunch."