Like Thelma and Louise, Only Without Accents or a Criminal Record.

Dear Humans--This catblog has been officially hijacked by a pair of humans, possibly the only pair of humans who read the blog in the first place (God help anyone else who finds this rot interesting...). Early this morning, while I was happily diving into a bowl of A.W.A.H.M., T.O.C.E. and C.apesh*t left my driveway (H.W.D.N.T.B.N. waving them off like a faithful farm marm) and headed to some far away land in C.apesh*t's car. Apparently, they've been taking photos the whole trip , which ended for the day in some place near Denver, like the human omelet. Here is a handful of photos from the first leg of their trip, which all prove, among other things, that T.O.C.E. takes horrible pictures.

For starters, here is Big C. herself, bidding farewell to her home of three years with a signature "Take a trip to John's Grocery" wave. Insert the sound of an entire town weeping.