Your Bra Strap is Showing, Stupid Human.
The following article, published in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, gives valuable insight into how The One Called Elena keeps me in cat food: http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05139/506696.stm
Hi. I'm Charlene. I used to have four legs, as most cats do. Then something happened, I ended up on Kitty Death Row sans one hindy, and now I live in a mitten-shaped state with two goofy humans: T.O.C.E. and...uh...that other guy.
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Charlene, could you do me a favour, cat? There's some half-dead mice for you to toy with in it for you if you do. Would you wish your mistress all the best in Iowa? Ta.
You may wish to know that the state bird of Iowa is the American Goldfinch, a docile, slow-moving and tasty snack about 11cm long.
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