ADVANCED WEIGHT AND HAIRBALL MANAGEMENT! YAAAAY!

That's what I say every time I get a dish full of my favorite food. I have simple tastes. The One Called Elena sometimes tries to shove some gourmet stuff in my face, but why mess with a good thing? When The Other One That Lives Here made a tuna sammich one time, he poured some of the juice over a perfectly good bowl of Advanced Weight and Hairball Mgmt, and I just looked at him like, "I know you didn't." But he did.

I like to sit beside my bowl of Advanced Weight and Hairball Management and gaze at those dusty orange kibbles. Those humans will rue the day they take Advanced Weight and Hairball Management away from me. Advanced Weight and Hairball Management is the best thing I've discovered about this planet.

Strangely enough, the humans aren't greedy with their Advanced Weight and Hairball Management . They give it all to me, and eat the less superior human food themselves. Maybe that's because I can control their minds....