Pit-stains in the Spotlight

We're running out of room over here on Walnut street, what with the massive love being pumped into our respective egos.

First and foremost, I have done my very first celebrity interview. By a real writer, no less, who wows the world with hard-hitting exposes of things like brain disease and hippie footwear. Excuse my while I git that dirt off my shoulder.

Secondly, The Other is, as T.O.C.C."R.B."C. dubbed him "the toast of Pittsburgh" as of press time, as a prominent theatre critic in town (married to the bestest human ever) cited his play as, essentially, kick-ass. He's currently looking into having his name officially changed to "the genius."

Thirdly, T.O.C.E. ... well, nothing much happened to her. But her buddy, The One Called Matte, recently posted two videos from her theatre days that feature her in super-ham form:

In this one, she actually LOOKS like a ham, having donned some winter fat. Its a long-ish vid for a 24-hour play festival that also featured the Other (who wrote a play for this, too, but they couldn't include footage in the vid b/c/ the lead actor refused to sign the film waiver):

And here she is as she was last summer, ho-bagging it up.
Great, Job, The One Called Matte. Anything that encourages people to laugh at T.O.C.E. and make her fall down is aces in my book.

For all you rabid Burgh theatre types, you can view all of his video shorts here .