Try not to think of pink elephants

Just so T.O.C.E.'s friends don't think The Other was telling tales out of school, here is a photo evidence of the nuptuals (now 4 years in the past-- yowza!) and the corresponding law suit that were the subject of much recounting at last night's fake 4th of July fete:



Things we learned at said fete:

1) Sometimes even European princes need guidance when it comes to sportswear.

2) The One Called Casey's rage extends to the following: fat animals and The One Called Mckeen, when he is remarkably sucessful at "Trivial Pursuit: the 90's Edition."

3) The answer to nearly every question in "Trivial Pursuit: the 90's Edition" is "Michael Bolton."

4) The One Called Bern's cat, Sunshine's favorite song is "Midnight Train to Georgia" (good choice, comrade!)

5) Said one called Bern was too busy peddling contraband at jam band concerts to pay attention to politics in the 1990's.

6) Sparklers make human girls happy.

7) The Declaration of Independence contains the word "erection" and the phrase "eat out" in the same sentence.

8) T.O.C.E. and The Other do not own a spatula.

9)The way to The One Called Gracia's heart is through a treacherous trek up the bleachers and a Bryan Adams CD single.

10) If you live in a major metropolitan area in any corner of the globe (read: not Iowa City) you are contractually bound to come down with "World Cup Fever."