Better Late Than Canine

Alles!

I meant to do this a month ago, in celebration of this Cat Blog's One Hundreth Post, but, you know, things got really busy with the whole megalomaniac thing and I don't have to frigging justify myself to any of you yahoos anyway. But here it is, for what it's worth-- a reader appreciation quiz to prove just how much you really do in fact love me, as well as how much I love you, if at all. Scores will be tallied by the good people at Ernst&Younga and the winner will be announced and heavily mocked here, in the coming future.

No cheating, duckies. Turn your test papers over....NOW!