All Aboard RIZ's Train to Craptown

Somebody actually posted this comment under my last entry:

Riz said...
Great blog site, lots of info really liked it.I have a Ceiling Fan Blade Cover Palm site/blog. It pretty much covers Ceiling Fan Blade Cover Palm related stuff.Come and check mine out if you get time.


RRRRRRRR! This really chaps my hide. The generic compliments, the obvious pseudonym, the windup and the pitch for some bullshit product. Who in their right minds would ever enjoy a blog devoted to Ceiling Fan Blade Cover Palms, whatever those are? And if Mssr. "RIZ" actually did scope the "information" on my blog, that little mother would know from reading my tracts that I AM AFRAID OF FANS. J'accuse!!!!!

So, screw you, RIZ. Charlene hates your guts. There will be no place for you on the mothership.

And by the way, your fans are so stupid, not even T.O.C.E. would buy one. Which is a total dig, 'cuz she buys everything stupid. Yeah, I said it.

So, readers, please let me know if you are a legitimate congregant of C.'s T.-L. B. Show this "RIZ" how a dutiful human posts comments. Some suggested topics:

1) Advanced Weight and Hairball Management
2) Amputees
3) 10th Century Japanese female poets
4 The Dementia of The Other One
5) The Dumbness of T.O.C.E.
6) Eating Bugs
7) Feline ailments (see Asthma, Anxiety, megalomania, Obesity, Squinty Eye)
8) Flux Capacitators and the Space Time Continuum
9) Gospel Music
10) Harmonicas
11) Iowa
12) Puking
13) Shedding
14) Sleeping
15) Snubbing
16) The Song "We are Siamese" from Lady and the Tramp
17) Squirrels
18) Steroids
19) Telekinesis
20) Weight Training

You may turn your papers over and begin writing. Good Luck.