From the International Desk...

This just in from Manchester's own The One Called Paul, copping a pair of Kanye specs and turning a decidedly insouciant elbow to block one of the most famous buildings du monde as if to say, "My Elbow is, of course, much more interesting." What else would you expect from the mind that gave us the lyrics "I'm so full of sin I'm practically blind," "kids get snatched, you know I won't pay the ransom," and "I'm just a robot that don't need anybody's help." UK tripod fans should check out his new project.

I'm going to go check out the towels in the linen closet. Zzzzzzzzzzz.