Sad Humans, Sadder Jokes
Terms Evolved by The One Called C.apeshit and The One Called Bulkhead on their trip to Pittsburgh with T.O.C.E.
1) The "Pittsburgh Table Cloth"-- a humanoid sexual position involving either bodily emissions (Bulkhead), quadriped impressions (C.apeshit), or table linens (T.O.C.E.).
2) Squarshed Potatoes-- Making mashed potatoes with french fries, as the two are essentially similar.
3) Fanny Vanny-- A place to perform any play from the August Wilson catalog, usually a Chevy Astro Cargo.
4) Foon-- an eating utensil often employed in 2000-course, wine-soaked meals.
5) Evil-- Adjective describing C.apeshit's fashion aesthetic, e.g "evil librarian," "evil schoolgirl," "evil Twiggy," "evil hater-of-flowered-cardigans," "evil holiday pants."
6) Black Butter-- a condition developed after a night of listening to a man telling you, in an emasculated falsetto, all the things he is going to do to your fine body.
7) Goneril-- the treatment for Black Butter.
8) Megatouch-- the best way to kill several hours when T.O.C.E. unceremoniously dumps you in the South Side on a Sunday night.
9) Pill Time-- 1) Section of the day alloted for ingesting medication. 2) A sure-fire way to get T.O.C.E. to wet her pants. (See also: snack, denial of)
10) The "Breakfast Smile"-- a humanoid sexual position involving either a kitchen full of meat and dairy products (T.O.C.E.) or multiple double entendres (Bulkhead/C.apeshit).
1) The "Pittsburgh Table Cloth"-- a humanoid sexual position involving either bodily emissions (Bulkhead), quadriped impressions (C.apeshit), or table linens (T.O.C.E.).
2) Squarshed Potatoes-- Making mashed potatoes with french fries, as the two are essentially similar.
3) Fanny Vanny-- A place to perform any play from the August Wilson catalog, usually a Chevy Astro Cargo.
4) Foon-- an eating utensil often employed in 2000-course, wine-soaked meals.
5) Evil-- Adjective describing C.apeshit's fashion aesthetic, e.g "evil librarian," "evil schoolgirl," "evil Twiggy," "evil hater-of-flowered-cardigans," "evil holiday pants."
6) Black Butter-- a condition developed after a night of listening to a man telling you, in an emasculated falsetto, all the things he is going to do to your fine body.
7) Goneril-- the treatment for Black Butter.
8) Megatouch-- the best way to kill several hours when T.O.C.E. unceremoniously dumps you in the South Side on a Sunday night.
9) Pill Time-- 1) Section of the day alloted for ingesting medication. 2) A sure-fire way to get T.O.C.E. to wet her pants. (See also: snack, denial of)
10) The "Breakfast Smile"-- a humanoid sexual position involving either a kitchen full of meat and dairy products (T.O.C.E.) or multiple double entendres (Bulkhead/C.apeshit).
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