Honorary Cat Award...
Ten Reasons The One Called Caroline Casey is a Human After My Own Dark Heart:
1) She makes fun of T.O.C.E.'s boobs.
2) She comes up with terrifying nicknames for her friends and enemies alike.
3) She walked 80 blocks in a transit strike to watch a musical about knife-weilding serial killers.
4) "Nice" humans give her gifts of decorative buttons bearing:
a) photos of people being pushed, or
b) slogans like "if you try to cheer me up, I'll appendectomy you with a spoon."
5) Sometimes, when critiquing T.O.C.E.'s "writing," she just writes the word NO.
6) She falls down a lot. (I would too if I had only a coupla legs) and bruises like a peach.
7) She takes European tours while drunk on Campari.
8) She takes people to sappy mermaid movies, then mocks them when they cry.
9) When we met, she held me like a baby (Shut up, it was great).
10) She might be the only human who reads this thing.
1) She makes fun of T.O.C.E.'s boobs.
2) She comes up with terrifying nicknames for her friends and enemies alike.
3) She walked 80 blocks in a transit strike to watch a musical about knife-weilding serial killers.
4) "Nice" humans give her gifts of decorative buttons bearing:
a) photos of people being pushed, or
b) slogans like "if you try to cheer me up, I'll appendectomy you with a spoon."
5) Sometimes, when critiquing T.O.C.E.'s "writing," she just writes the word NO.
6) She falls down a lot. (I would too if I had only a coupla legs) and bruises like a peach.
7) She takes European tours while drunk on Campari.
8) She takes people to sappy mermaid movies, then mocks them when they cry.
9) When we met, she held me like a baby (Shut up, it was great).
10) She might be the only human who reads this thing.
posted by Charlene at 8:55 AM
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