CHARLENE RESPONDS TO ONE OF THOSE STUPID MYSPACE QUIZZES
30 Questions No One Would EVER Think to Ask!!!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? What is that other cat doing in my room?
2. When is the next time you will have sex? The 12th of never
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Swore
4. Favorite planet? Geraniums
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? Is this question in code?
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? The one that sounds like squirrels
7. What shirt are you wearing? The silkiest fur ever growed.
8. Do you "label" yourself? Absolutely
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? T.O.C.E. calls them “Two Mittens”
10. Dark Room or Bright Room? Dark with a fine catnip and Ray Charles on the hi-fi.
11. What do you think about the last person who took this survey? She feeds me on time.
12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? The closest to the ground.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Snubbing.
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? Holy cripes, enough with this mobile thing!
15. Where is your letter box? On a sheet of newspaper in the back of the room (for privacy)
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot? Back off.
17.Who told you she loved you last? T.O.C.E. Of course, I didn’t dignify it with a response.
18. Last furry thing you touched? Myself. Get your mind out of the gutter.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? I have a camera in my mind
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 2
22. Your worst enemy? All loud trucks, babies and babies that sound like loud trucks.
23. What is your current desktop picture? Shots of a tornado-ridden Iowa City.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? Please let me go outside and eat grass.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take? Flying—just to see the look on the faces of the birds outside my window. Whats up now, chumps!
27. The last song you listened to? Townes Van Zandt.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? I could only be of service if the bullet was aimed at T.O.C.E.’s feet
29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? Those chumps that spam comments on my blog.
30. What is the closest object to your left foot right now? God only knows.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? What is that other cat doing in my room?
2. When is the next time you will have sex? The 12th of never
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Swore
4. Favorite planet? Geraniums
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? Is this question in code?
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? The one that sounds like squirrels
7. What shirt are you wearing? The silkiest fur ever growed.
8. Do you "label" yourself? Absolutely
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? T.O.C.E. calls them “Two Mittens”
10. Dark Room or Bright Room? Dark with a fine catnip and Ray Charles on the hi-fi.
11. What do you think about the last person who took this survey? She feeds me on time.
12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? The closest to the ground.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Snubbing.
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? Holy cripes, enough with this mobile thing!
15. Where is your letter box? On a sheet of newspaper in the back of the room (for privacy)
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot? Back off.
17.Who told you she loved you last? T.O.C.E. Of course, I didn’t dignify it with a response.
18. Last furry thing you touched? Myself. Get your mind out of the gutter.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? I have a camera in my mind
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 2
22. Your worst enemy? All loud trucks, babies and babies that sound like loud trucks.
23. What is your current desktop picture? Shots of a tornado-ridden Iowa City.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? Please let me go outside and eat grass.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take? Flying—just to see the look on the faces of the birds outside my window. Whats up now, chumps!
27. The last song you listened to? Townes Van Zandt.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? I could only be of service if the bullet was aimed at T.O.C.E.’s feet
29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? Those chumps that spam comments on my blog.
30. What is the closest object to your left foot right now? God only knows.
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